It's been a long time, but I'm sure you remember me. My name's Brianna, and I'm the blonde girl with the glasses who gets random cravings for you.
Last night, the question was posed, "Where do you want to eat?" My first answer was the cheeky answer that I always give because that's the type of person I am, "Preferably somewhere with food. Delicious food." And then I realized, "I have the weirdest cravings for French fries, so can we go somewhere that will give me fries?"
You are delicious. I love when you're crispy on the outside and soft on the inside and golden. Needless to say, I successfully acquired a plate of French fries along with my bacon cheeseburger because I am the most healthy person in the history of the world. And naturally, I ate all of the fries first.
Can we talk about one thing that I'm not a fan of? Why is it that you never taste as delicious when you're leftover? And cold French fries don't taste particularly good either. Is it because you've just renounced all your deliciousness once you spend a night in the fridge? As an act of rebellion, do you perhaps say, "Too bad, fry-eater, we're not going to be as delicious the next day!" and then toss off the coat of tastiness? I'm not really sure how that would work literally, but I'm sure you can probably find a way what with your wily temptations that get me to eat you in the first place.
Lucky for you, I've discovered that my downfall with second day French fries is warming them up in the microwave because that makes them soggy. I've learned only now that if you warm up French fries in a toaster oven, they're still crispy. Unfortunately, I don't own a toaster oven, so that leaves me to consume a quarter of my burger and the entire plate of fries when I go out. Which is something I'm totally okay with, don't get me wrong.
Then I found this on my Pinterest...it was there all along!
I highly doubt that any "healthy alternatives" will turn me off of plain old delicious and fatty potato French fries, but it definitely sounds like an endeavor that will be fun to experiment with, and it'll definitely give me something to do.
I love you, French fries. Let's see if there are other versions of you that are even more delicious.
Cheers,
Brianna
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
- Jarod Kintz
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